Full jokes
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.