me: knock knock friend: who's there me: a broken pencil friend: a broken pencil who? me: nevermind its pointless
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read
Friend: I got bit Other friend: By what? Friend : A dog Other friend :( Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies )
What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall
what do you call a kid with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
