Forensic Science jokes

I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?

Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!

Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?

Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and you’re being a respectful friend.

But do it at home and you’re destroying evidence.