Flying cars jokes
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.