Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
