Female Dog jokes

What do you call a bitch?

You call it a female dog.

I have two things I wanna say:

1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.

2. wtf

What did the female dog say to the mirror?

Hi, bitch!

Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!

As a little boy, I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.

The next day my dad tells me, "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."

So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked, "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."

My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?

Ohhh, an owner.

What can you tell a dog, but not your girlfriend? Come.

A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"

Like if your best friend has a dog.