Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle? Son: Why? Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
When you say, "I'm high!".
But then you fall off.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy
why did sally fall off the swing... because theirs to many jokes about sally
Why did suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy .
Your forehead is so big Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off
Why did the girl fall off the swing. Because she had no arms!
Why did the man fall off his bike? - because someone through a refrigerator at him
why did james fall off the swing? he had no arms
why did sally fall off the swing?..........because she got shot .............dumb bitch
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Sarah.
why did sally fall off the swing... she had no arms why did joe get hit by a bus... sally was driving it where did sally go during the bombing... everywhere
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
why did the egg fall off the motorbike
he was shite
why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so dam blind.
why did Sarah fall off the swing.... she had no arms.....what did aaah get for Christmas ?? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet... knock knock... *whos there*.............NOT SARAH
Why did the kid fall off the swing- he had no arms
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump's wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes but he wasn't really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump's friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump's friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, "Aww, I'm lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!"
