Falling Off jokes
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Memes
this meme had me thinking
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.