Falling Off jokes
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not lil Susie.
These memes got me re-thinking life
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks, "What's so magical about it?" The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, "Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
Why did Jerry fall off the moon? Because he got hit by a fridge.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.