Falling Off jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
Why did Jerry fall off the moon? Because he got hit by a fridge.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Why did the clown fall off his bike?
Because the neighbor threw a washing machine at him.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks, “What’s so magical about it?” The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, “Y’know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not lil Susie.