Fairy Godmother jokes
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!