F4 jokes

What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?

Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.

F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?

- F4, F U, then last F U Q.

I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He hit Alt+F4.

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

and don't forget the inevitable

• fuck it

and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful.

My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.

I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.