Extended Family jokes

My family is like a treasure.

You need a map and shovel to find them.

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.

I hate family reunions.

I see too many of my ex's there.

Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."

Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."

Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."