Exoskeleton jokes

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.

What does a skeleton put on his roof?

Shin-gulls.