Exertion jokes
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
If at first it doesn't succeed, try, try again.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.