Exertion jokes
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.