Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
I have a friend of mine from school, I always see them with bangs so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came.. their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead. :)
-Dark_Humor
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
What's the laziest mountain?
Mount Ever-rest.
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends family and food?
Someone told him that Shelby coming round the mountain.
