Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
What's the laziest mountain?
Mount Ever-rest.
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?
Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
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