I should probably stop making emo jokes. They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Q. Why aren't emo jokes funny? A. They always seem to cut a little too close.
I wasn't gonna tell another emo joke but I don't want to leave anyone hanging.
Some people think emo jokes are funny but I think it can cut both ways.
I'd make an emo joke but that would be cutting a little too close.
why are emo jokes so infamous? because they cut deep
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ” What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavourless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelard.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
I know this is supposed to be emo joke but anyone wan't to play Rocket League? I'm on Ps4 by the way! My Name: Box3d_by_Clapped
How to make emo cakes: Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging
emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut it self.
Have u ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts it's self!
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree
A. Cut the rope
I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said- “I like ya cut g”
My friend told me an emo joke once and I said ̈emo jokes aren ́t funny, cut it out ̈
