Emo grass jokes

If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!

If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?

Why is emo grass better than normal grass?

Emo grass is gonna cut themself.

Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.

If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.

I just planted emo grass.

Ignore it and it cuts itself.

What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.

What's the best part about having emo grass?

It cuts itself!