Emergency call jokes

Emergency

  • "911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.

    “I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.

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  • 9/11

  • Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

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  • Help

  • 911 help. Hello?

    Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏

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