Elton John jokes
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...