Elton John

Elton John Jokes

Twin Towers

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

Difference

What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?

Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.

Man

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)

Twin Towers

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

Cover

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...

His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...

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