Elos jokes

like if you know someone that is emo.

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.

What do depressed people use for emotions online?

They use EMOjis.

Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!