What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
There are 3 men: an American, a French and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane. The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty", the French says: "We are in France I touched the Eiffel Tower", the Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked "how'd you do that?" he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says "you're a real a**hole when you're drunk superman."
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
