Eardrum jokes

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

What is the most musical part of a chicken?

The drumstick.

What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?

Hearing AIDS.