These are ear-retcal jokes...
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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? -- A buccaneer.
How many ears does Captain Picard have? -- Three: A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's masturbating? -- His ears.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive? -- Their knees.
