e-date jokes

Pedophile

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.

Memes

Birthday

People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

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  • Anniversary

    I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

    Birthday

    That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

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  • Community

    Well, if you are reading this you may as well know that this right here is a goodbye letter. I will be leaving the 23rd of this month, I joined In the middle of dec in 2022. My overall experience with this website was awesome I enjoyed every second of it with all of you guys (expect for the bad days) I had a lot of ups and downs on this website with some of y’all BUT other than that y’all were some pretty cool people… Read more

    Well, I guess this is my goodbye until next year. I came on in the beginning of December of 2023, and I'm leaving on the 21st of this month. Overall, except for a few days in February, and the alt witch trials, I have had a whole ton of fun with you guys. From the goofiness of Soopy, to the, um, wisdom of Kris, wje have been one of the funnest things that I have ever been. It's been a blast! But all good things must … Read more