Dre jokes
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.
It’s called Enditol.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
Dee.
Community talk
Eminem was born on October 17, 1972. His mom had some weird blood-poisoning sickness in her titties, so she couldn’t BREASTFEED him... I guess he just drank normal milk. Eminem’s dad left him a young age, so he and his mom lived together by themselves, they moved several times, in FACT, Eminem claimed that he went to 15 shitty schools during his childhood. Believe it or not, Eminem was actually born in MISSOURI, but … Read more
STILL DOIN' THAT SHIT, HUH D.R.E.?
ALL CALIFORNIANS!!!!! IF U YK YK 2Pac - California Love feat. Dr. Dre