DoS jokes
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!