DoS jokes
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
How do you know your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.