DoS jokes
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.