What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
what do you call a gay drive by ?
a fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
what do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
where do dogs go when there tales fall of?
to the retail store
how do you call a cop
thru the phone
(my puns are bad)
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
what do you call a three legged cow?
Disabled.
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!!!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
