DoS jokes
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.