DoS jokes
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
So, I was sitting with my little brother and talking about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered, "A doctor!" I wanted to tease him so I said, "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you." I was hoping he would get mad or something, but instead, he calmly replied, "Brother, I said doctor. Not a vet."
how do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?
you flip it over.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.