DoS jokes
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.
What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
The rooster says... "cock-a-doodle-doo." The prostitute says... "any cock will do."
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
How do fish get to school?
On a octobus.
Lol.
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!