DoS jokes
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.
Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.
Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.