DoS jokes
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?