DoS jokes
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
I didn’t do that.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
How do you fit a baby into a shoebox?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
A man was walking with a young boy in the woods.
The boy looks at the man and says, "Mister, it's too dark and I'm getting scared."
The man replies with, "How do you think I feel? I have to come back alone!"