DoS jokes
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Crush: "How much do you love me?"
Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."
Crush: "But it's morning."
Me: "Exactly."
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.