DoS jokes
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
What did I do with the internet?
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.