DoS jokes
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A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
So a woman walks into a magician's toy store and browses the collection. Among which was a black, phallic-looking object. She brings it to the counter and asks, "what's this?"
The cashier explains that it's a magical dildo that will listen to whatever you say, "fuck me in the ass," it'll float in the air and fuck you in the ass, "fuck me in the pussy," it'll float in the air and fuck you in the pussy, "faster," it'll go faster, "harder," it'll go harder. She bought this magical artifact and went home for a night of fun and pleasure.
After receiving several orgasms from the magical dildo, she'd had enough, and she told it to stop, but it didn't. The dildo continued to penetrate her, it would go harder and faster, but it refused to stop or slow down. In a panic, she ran over to her car and drove to the hospital to get it surgically removed. Her panic made her disregard the traffic rules, and she quickly found herself pulled over by a cop. As she pulled down her window, the cop leaned towards the door and asked "Do you have any idea how fast you were going!?", the woman tried to explain the situation, she told the officer about the magical dildo stuck in her pussy, but the officer didn't believe her, "magical dildo, my ass" he said, and the lady drove home.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic