Dodge charger jokes

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏

Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3