Do jokes
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.