Do jokes
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
Where do fishes keep their money?
In a riverbank.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.