Do jokes

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.

Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."

Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

What do you call an emo filming their suicide?

America's Funniest Home Videos.

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

How do you call a mirror and an orphan?

Family reunion.

What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.

How do emo bands prepare for their shows?

They self-harmonize.

Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?

Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.

What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.

What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.

I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.

What do Jesus and I have in common?

No one knows my real bday either.

Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.

What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.

What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol

Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.