Do jokes
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.