Do jokes
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.