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It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.