Do jokes
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Don't do suicide, that shit kills.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
What do you call a cute door?
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
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Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)