Diwali jokes
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
