Disclaimer jokes
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
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Who are the world's fastest readers?
The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”