Disclaimer jokes

I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.

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    • Who are the world's fastest readers?

    The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.

    Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

    Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???

    Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.

    (Disclaimer: not funny xD)

    Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

    A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”