Diffrents jokes
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Them asians are built diffrent
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
Community talk
2026. The year that will be my best. I will be honest with how I feel to myself and to those who matter in my life. I will not starve myself. I will not cut myself. I will not overdose. I will not put myself into that fucked up reality state. I will not smoke weed. I will not drink alcohol. I will not let a man use me. I will try in this relationship. it might sound really fucking stupid, but this year will change my life. I will get better. I will try. I will succeed in school. I will write my books. This year WILL be diffrent.
crap i accidentally deleted my post of the diffrent car for my pfp ://
look what my cousin said again , You wanna say i don't have friends well atleast i have real friends that dont lie like your dumbass you had to go around every class room and collect boys phone numbers because you get no bitches and no one wants you because you had lice and you didnt wanna get rid of them because it made you feel less lonely like bitch you are nasty and you wanna spread rumors about people because wh… Read more