My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
Diffrents Jokes
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!