Diffrents jokes
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Them asians are built diffrent
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Community talk
Everyone, a while ago i told Mal and comso and a few poeple i was lesbian. Cosmo told me im not, because I've dated men before. So because of that i thought maybe i had to like men, and i forced myself to. So i kept dating guys. Now, its weird, thinking of being with a guy just makes me sick in a way I can't understand. It donset sound appealing, i just... dont want it. I dont find attraction, or love to any of them … Read more
2026. The year that will be my best. I will be honest with how I feel to myself and to those who matter in my life. I will not starve myself. I will not cut myself. I will not overdose. I will not put myself into that fucked up reality state. I will not smoke weed. I will not drink alcohol. I will not let a man use me. I will try in this relationship. it might sound really fucking stupid, but this year will change my life. I will get better. I will try. I will succeed in school. I will write my books. This year WILL be diffrent.
crap i accidentally deleted my post of the diffrent car for my pfp ://