Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Diffrents Jokes
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
