Diffrents jokes

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.

My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.

What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?

One goes up and one goes down.

Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.

Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!

Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!

Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.

Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!

Students: No, that's not funny!

Student: SHUT UP!

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.