Dianna jokes

How did Princess Diana die?

Giving the glove box head.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?

Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.