Destiny jokes

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.

Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?

Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."